my god she is flawless.

side note: it makes me so stabby when people say Ariana Grande is the “new Mariah Carey” - like, just no. Mariah’s voice is (was?) incredibly mature and expertly wielded. Grande sounds like the best singer in your high school - can she sing, yes? is it anywhere near the caliber of special…

this gif will never not make me so, so happy.

ps: can i get out of the grays? i’m nice! i’m not new! i won’t attack the beauty product diaries or be mean in any way!

how about:

your roommates have normal hour jobs, so the apartment door closes at 7 am, and your room is right next to it. wake up from your stress dream-riddled sleep, exhausted and legs aching because you’re a server and you were at work until midnight, again. (the dreams included finding your bed in the middle of the…

i want to do this too! i mostly use Lush and Benefit products, but it took me a long time to figure out what works best for my skin tone, etc. i finally feel put together and like i have a “look” - if that makes any sense.

i’m going to lose. my. shit. in the theaters. it will not be pretty.

OH GOD.

alconleigh was BANNED? omg this is horrible!

well god damn adultosaur, i was enjoying my tasty tasty bag of potato chips and you made me laugh so hard and now the chips are all over my keyboard.

i love to cook and have come a looooong way in the past 4 years. my biggest help as a rookie? a cookbook called How to Boil Water. it’s a Food Network book and it breaks down everything for you - i love to give it as a gift to other new cooks! basic smoothie rules, cookies, baked chicken, soup, sandwiches, dressings -…

Fear the New Girl

i mean, i think she will learn the truth eventually. at least i hope she does.

...the person who wrote that list HAS to be a troll. right? it’s the only thing i can think of to keep my head from exploding.

you are very welcome! it’s just so nice to hear/read somebody who isn’t letting the complications of things rule their emotions - your view on this is very “everybody needs to live, everybody needs to love” and that is awe-to-the-some.

i don’t have any sort of experience with a matter like this (dad passed when i was a pre-teen, estranged from my mom), so i feel like i can’t really give you any advice about this but...you are a wonderful person with a wonderful heart. i was filled with such pride (is that weird because i’m a stranger?) as i read…

don’t worry, love - we still have the magnificent Tyler Florence.

i know that what you wrote wasn’t directed at me, but it made me cry with gratitude. it was something i really needed to hear (and didn’t know it), and so i thank you for your kind words to vulvasaurus. you touched more than one person today.

thank you for reminding me that “triflin’” is a word that is used. it makes me so happy.

well in that stupid (read: awesome) Selma Hayek/Matthew Perry movie she gets him chili dogs mailed to Las Vegas from NYC. so, since movies don't lie, it's possible to send them from Chicago to LA!!! (also, i'm a native Los Angelian!! tell it i say hi!

i did and they were so good and i will send you one in the mail right now if you want!