throw on some Taylor Swift or Beyonce or Robyn or HAIM or even Katy Perry will do in a pinch and dance dance dance until you're totally amazed by your body and your verve!

hahahahahahaha. that is a hell of a burn, and i'm sorry that it's making me laugh as hard as it is.

my baby bro is visiting me in July! i haven't seen him in about 8 years, and i am so excited. he's 26 now, and i can barely believe we're both old enough to go to bars together! i mean, that's not the most important thing, but it blows my mind how much time has passed. i am SUPER STOKED!

tempranillo? ;)

oh really!??! i just watched the first few minutes, but decided i was in the mood for Coach Taylor-style Kyle Chandler and switched to FNL (season 4, "the son"). i'll go back though!!! thanks for letting me know!

i gave in to the chili dog siren call, and it was glorious.

because #nofoodwaste!!! i am trying to be better about eating what i have in my fridge instead of being la-zy! (i cook a lot, the food in my fridge is delicious, but when i work multiple 5 am shifts in a row, i tend to give in to delivery!)

booya!!

i think my mouth just died and went to heaven.

oh man that looks so easy and sounds crazy good! i'm using canned Ranchero Beans from Whole Foods. they taste like those canned chili beans from Hormel but without the horrible canned meat and scary chemicals. so good, so easy, so cheap.

aawww yeah. and you're totally right, cheesy bread sticks are pretty much better than any kitten thing the internet could ever offer me. and even better than furry baby pygmy goats.

i think we should be friends, WTF.

well i weighed my options and came to this conclusion: it was my roommate's turn to buy groceries this week so we have a fridge full of food, i am low on funds and need to spend most of the $ i have left on transit this week. (pay day, come sooner!) SO, i figured i would save the coupon for later in the week when i…

have that dance party! i am so sorry you're having a rough week, beauty. i am right there with you in the "too much" category. you are resilient, and you can handle it, even if it doesn't seem like the case. sit with the panic, sit with your feelings, and know that nothing is permanent.

okay i made them! i toasted the buns in the broiler and topped my pan-seared hot dogs with a little yellow mustard, ranchero beans and sharp cheddar cheese! and i had Whole Foods potato salad in my fridge! and i have Summer Shandy!! YAY!

haha heard! i have a cupcake on my counter waiting for after-dinner consumption, though!

you are fucking awesome and you've worked SO HARD! i have quintuple faith that you are going to kick ass in the next few hours! down to the wire, babe - you've come this far! lift up your head and know that that gorgeous brain of yours will not let you down!

i'm hungry! should i a) make chili dogs b) make a grilled cheese or c) use a coupon i have for a free pizza and cheesy bread sticks? also, what are you all up to tonight? after i figure out my food dilemma, i'm going to start Bloodline. #Fandler

i literally just yelled OH MY GOD at my desk because i KNEW Uptown Funk was familiar and i couldn't figure out why! jesus, it's such a rip-off!!!

yup. i'm the one using the big, educated words and proper grammar, who loves quality and far-out foods, who can talk about a million different subjects with equal fervor, who loves to host, who loves etiquette books, who critiques the world around me and believes i have the resources to make it a better place through…