*pants feelings*


*wanting to be his kid feelings*



*really fucking confusing feelings*

this stuff. is. amazing. (i do not have the same type of hair as you but the salesperson who sold it to me the first time did.) it smells sensational and it's just all around awesome.

http://www.lushusa.com/R-B/03080,en_U…

i don't entirely trust the forecast because, like, this weather has beaten me down. i am sitting in my apartment with a hoodie and slippers and a scarf and i'm miserable! i need something to look forward to!

32 in Chicago on Saturday!! i'm gonna make daiquiris.

it is! i started getting mine threaded a few months back and, while they did a GREAT, AMAZING, MAGICAL job, i couldn't handle it. my eyes teared up and my face twitched and my nerves reacted weirdly so the pain was like little ants on my face and it made me giggle/cry. so last week i went and had them waxed - over in…

it is!

honestly? it's done so those god-awful people will GTFO. management wants them gone ASAP instead of sitting there for another 45 minutes harassing everybody. it sucks, because it seems like they're rewarded for being imbeciles, but it gets them out of the restaurant and away from the server/manager who have much more…

the amount of idiots who have tried to use basically this exact flirting tactic with me...it boggles the mind. i shut that shit down, though. it's both annoying and fun, as educating people usually is.

we do!

sadly, i have been flabbergasted at just how many people think the opposite way re: their company cards. call me and give me 20 minutes to get $150 worth of food together for your office? that sucks, but we can do it. then they come in with the company AmEx, scribble their name and walk out leaving us with no tip.…

some of my favorite regulars are butchers and they gave me A STRESS BALL SHAPED LIKE A CUTE WIDDLE COW.

i treasure that thing above all else now. srsly i carry it with me in my purse.

i wouldn't wish dealing with me upon anybody. especially myself.

they pretty much sucked, but they were kids so maybe they've grown up? i don't really care to find out (i try my best to not Insta-stalk them and see if they're fat now. it is very hard!)

and thank you! *blush blush blush* i can't pretend it isn't difficult at times to stand back and tell myself, "we're all in this…

i didn't want to overstep and play armchair psychologist, but i know that it's where my own personal criticisms come from. i am learning and growing into my feminism every day, and while i've come a long, long way, i still have things i have to let go of! i have trouble with assuming that attractive women have easier…

he sounds like a sweetie! we all slip up sometimes, and usually the criticism we can't let go of stems from something we're feeling inadequate with ourselves. hooray for Mr. Unicorn - he'll get there!

in my field of work, i am a server or host. a lot of us would give a talking to, with a help of major side-eye, if you started in with the waitress and hostess bullshit.

...maybz.

it's in Chicago and you should be too. (i work at a relatively famous restaurant owned by a winner of a tv cooking competition. chef is a genius CLEARLY).

STOP BEING SO DAMN FUNNY AND I'LL STOP LAUGHING AND WASTING MY SMOOTHIES, YO.