Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

That certainly wasn’t my experience in several parts of Europe, where a glass of wine every day seemed pretty typical, often at lunch. But it is hard to judge the daily life of europeans, as I didn’t live there. And, I don’t disagree with you re:the “mommy juice” BS, which is just a small way for women to buck the…

Yeah, it’s basically pseudophilosophical bullshit about interpretive dance bringing the dead back to life, healing the sick, and stopping a school shooting. None of the cast is likable except for Phyllis from The Office, mainly because her character is the only one with an actual arc. Also, there’s an episode where…

Yes, but when that plot started moving it was AhMaaaayZing!

Still mad at Netflix about Sense8 and that bullshit statement they gave that they really, really tried to come up with a way to save it.

I’ll be 32 next month. The 30s are just like your 20s except you give less fucks and can’t party as hard. It’ll be great!

About to turn 31, loving the shit out of my 30s thus far. The caring less about what other people think (which seemed to happen instantly) is so great

30s are great. You get a big helping of “don’t give a shit.”

30's are when I really started not giving a fuck about what other people thought (40's are even better for that!). It’s very freeing, and I’ll bet you will grow amazing amounts of confidence in yourself in your 30's!

These posts are delicious satire, and I love them.
“frose”
At least I think it’s satire, the comments always make me doubt myself.

VACATIONLAND DAMNIT! And I’d appreciate it if New Hampshire would get the fuck out of the way.

There’s some ding-a-ling in another department who has that patterned background on her emails. Truly chilling: she changes is all the time so you never know what kind of psycho plaid is going pop up each time. I’m guessing her middle name is Wayne.

Or the people who put all sorts of graphics in their email signature, like their company logo and a bunch of social media icons... which all come across in some clients as attachments. “Oh wow, what did I get with six attachments?...oh a tiny LinkedIn logo, thanks”

I hate getting forwarded or cc’ed on a thread that pre-contains a background and then become guilty by association because everyone responding to the original email now automatically has the background. Does that make sense? They make me so angry I can’t properly verbalize.

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

Or how about when they use both a colored background *and* colored text that work together to make half of the message illegible? *That’s* Fortune 500 level communication!

This isn’t even the worst thing.

I am seriously lamenting over the loss of Millihelen again. Old wound is fresh again.

*awaits her fellow Millihelens and their opinions*

My two cents so far: Less gif, more final look. Also, please have themes or multiple people trying the same product and reviewing.

Long time listener, first time caller. I love Jezebel and loved most parts of Millihelen, but this beauty column is so disappointing. Just have this lady make a video and talk through her opinions as she goes. The blurry GIF/written format isn’t interesting and I can’t really see any of the before/after effects of the…