You wouldn’t be emotionally traumatized if you found out you’d been filmed being sexually assaulted?

I just went to Getty Images to see if it was just one bad angle on the dress, but...no. Halle Berry actually did look like she had a baby bump here at many angles. And the way she put her hands on the food-baby bump, it. did look like she was pregnant.

This seems like a good time to share that as a chronic chub-rub sufferer, Jockey’s Slip Shorts are a fucking no-roll, no bunch god send and the only thing that makes summer bearable for me.

This should be right in my wheelhouse, but I don’t think I will be able to get past A. That Mustache, B. the presence of Johnny Depp, or C. the soundtrack, if it’s anything like what was in the trailer. I mean, just one of these things might be overlookable (I have my doubts I will ever be able to look past that…

When you hate a bitch, with good reason in this case, you hate everything thing she does. Also, I’m tired of hearing how chic she is. This is the wrong dress for this occasion. She’s stand next to the Queen of Belgium for fucks sake.

Agreed. Makeup change for the brows and she’s got it easy!

But also Jules was boring and couldn’t bring herself to say the word “vagina.” And yes, her husband was douche.

Jules! She was hard to watch. Remember when she baked a fork into her calzone?

This is exactly the distraction I needed today, and as someone who DVRs WWHL so that I can watch the good ones if I hear about it afterwards I greatly appreciate it. May I also bring up, again, last years Lupita Nyong’o and David Oyelowo episode which is the only show I have ever saved for an extended peroid. Their…

Better yet, if he replies to you, you can dismiss his post.

In Britain, terrorism used to automatically mean the IRA until recently. So yes, they are aware white people can blow people up too.

Not exactly. Not every mass killing is terrorism. Terrorism has a political motive. For instance, if multiple people are killed in gang violence, that’s not terrorism. It may seem like a meaningless or semantic distinction right now, but believe me, it makes a HUGE difference in terms of what groups get classified as…

Friendly reminder that “Locomotive Jones” is a well-known racist troll. Do not engage, do not ungrey, thanks.

Yeah... we lived with the IRA bombings for years. We know full well that terrorists can be white.

She seemed slightly not-sober but also very nervous/shy and also just super fucking regular. As in, a regular degular shmegular girl from Somewhere, Texas. It’s part of her charm. And that vulnerable, deeply unpolished-ness also has her out here looking goofy, particularly when people like Ellen are less than…

Are you telling me I shouldn’t be laying pantless and spread eagle on my roof so the breeze wafts against my labia? Because too late.

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

May be referring to the M25 motorway, which is also (endearingly, if archaically) called the London Orbital.

Brits do.

All non-rhotic acccents work like that. Listen to someone with (most) English accents, like the standard “BBC English” and you’ll hear them pronounce it the same way.