Yay my very first sloth from LarissaFae herself. After 2 years I finally feel like a proper Jezzie!

I love you LarissaFae. That is all.

They forgot a couple (British ones at least) flange, minge, gash, fanny, muff, and my personal favourite... wizard's sleeve.

Ok, of all the comments this made me laugh out loud. A heart for you.

Oh my. I guess I just wasn't thinking about teh menz.

But... but how does that work? ... I just can't quite... Maybe if you turned it..?

I feel your pain. What's your go to "cheerer upper"? Mine sadly is food, and then I hate myself as feeling fat was one of the reasons I was feeling sad, and so the cycle continues. I would send you a gif, but I am not gif-compatible (I've tried, I cannot attach them), so all I can do is send you internet hugs. Hope…

Science fact. I hadn't had one in about 3 years, but at the grocery store my eye fell on some ginger beer and a dream was born and, with the help of some lime and vodka, swiftly realised. It's even better now that I've stopped hiccuping. Everything's coming up Milhouse.

I had two Moscow Mules in quick succession and now I have a serious case of the hiccups. I am such a cartoon. Seriously, who even does that? Booooooooo.

First of all I want to say I'm so sorry about your mum's reaction. It is very hard for someone who is not an expat to understand the feelings of guilt/ wonderful freedom that come with living so far away from home. I was in a very similar situation to yours. I am a Brit, my husband is American and we met in Russia…

Here's an anecdote, from somebody who definitely is a big ol' feminist now, but was once misguided enough to label myself post-feminist (with little to no knowledge of what that actually meant). Luckily, 4 years ago I started a sentence to a co-worker with "I'm not a feminist but..." and she interrupted me, and said…

I can sympathise. I also get sweaty palms and the soles of my feet sweat even when I'm barefoot. I have found Dove Clinical Protection has completely got rid of my under-arm rings. I can even wear light shades of shirts now!

We called our water filter Avon Barksdale. I don't know why it seemed hilarious at the time. Omar is definitely an awesome name for a pup.

I used to think that when you turned the TV off the people on the TV watched you. My parents thought this was funny and so didn't try and dissuade me of that notion, which led to me being quite the paranoid little kid.

Nah, I think you're fine. I've taken it about 4 times and had no effects other than 1 time it made my period 3 days late, which freaked me out, but Aunt Flo eventually arrived. So just be grateful you're less susceptible to side effects than your friends I guess!

I pretty much only wear sport bras unless I'm wearing a low-cut top, it makes everything fit better without having to invest in a minimizer. #bustygirlsolutions

That's awesome. I can just substitute gluten-free flour and lactose-free milk. Done! Hearting you for this. I will let you know how it turns out. (I am an awful cook, so I might delegate the making of it to the Mr).

Rhubarb for the win! Rhubarb is my absolute favourite. Mr Fromage made me a gluten-free lactose-free rhubarb crumble and it is heaven in a pie-dish. What is your recipe if you don't mind? This pudding sounds intriguing.

It looks like we are both having the same difficulties. Booooo

Trying again...