Ok there is no face at all. Boooo I don't understand technology.

Ok, here is me. I really hope my face isn't HUGE.

Katniss it up! I approve! (I know this is the opposite of what you asked for, but I can't help my feelings)

2 years now and I still feel like I'm trying to trick people when I refer to my husband. My friends also agree with me that it's a bit silly that I'm a "wife". But I kept my last name, and stayed Ms, so I'm rarely reminded of it. The appropriate term for him in my opinion is Best Friend Forever with Benefits, but…

Whatever you do, just don't blink.

Yup. That's the worst. I hate being so difficult about food, especially as a former avid food lover. My doctor prescribed a compound medication of simethicone and peppermint oil that I take 3 times a day that does seem to mitigate my symptoms somewhat. But definitely diet is the best way to control it.

Are you me?! You just listed absolutely everything I suffer from. I have already cut out diary and wheat and have been trying to follow a low residue diet, but it's so hard to know exactly what will trigger me randomly. It's so nice to find a fellow sufferer, even though of course I am sorry that you have to deal with…

I swear by palmers cocoa butter. Helps keep my legs from reverting to their natural reptilian state for about 12 hours.

And hearted and nominated for #cotd

Ang (as in bang) har (as in car) rad (as in "totally rad man") Pretty common name in Wales, where I grew up.

I am also drinking Woodchuck cider while sitting at home. Cheers!

Yay! We did it! Sort of... I've showered and tidied up. Looks like the sheets are going to have to wait until afterwards. I'm prioritizing making a cup of tea instead. Now to settle down and enjoy.

I am in a pretty similar situation, except I need to tidy up after dinner, shower and put fresh sheets on the bed. Ok, we can do this. On the count of 3, we'll get up and just do it.

Redacted. Typing it out turned out to be cathartic enough. Nothing to see here folks.

Redacted. Typing it out turned out to be cathartic enough. Nothing to see here folks.

You don't have to insult the whole country because of one deluded woman with the personality of a gold fish. How would Americans like it if we judged all it's woman based on Kim Kardashian?

This is really rude. It's an offensive generalisation, and you are obviously in dire need of validation if you need to put down the entire female population of a whole country to make you feel better about yourself!

Happy Endings. It's aMAHzing.

That's a really good idea. Thank you! Hobbit hands unite!

Oooh that sounds exciting. Why specifically baritone? Is it a better tone?