Oh I didn't know that about the wider neck. Thanks! Enjoy the fiddling!

Hivemind, I'm thinking about buying a ukulele, but I'm not sure, and would appreciate some advice.

I just showed this picture to my husband, and he said "Ooooh wow, I'd pour that into a glass and drink it." Everyone loves a bit of Cumberbatch

But it is a big deal! It's the law - separation of church and state. And the girl really seems to have been through enough without you insulting her motives. She's sixteen.

I had an appendectomy when I was 16 and conceived when I was 20.

Just watched this and then started arguing with my husband about whether Annie Hall really is a MPDG. I feel she isn't as she has her own agency, character development etc, he thinks she is. I grew bored of the conversation as we weren't going to agree, so tried to leave with the last line (because I'm classy like…

You know this might be it, I just asked him about it and he said "Well I did try out that new tea-tree shampoo", to which I replied "down there?" and he smiled and shrugged "anywhere there's hair". So that's nice. I'll look into it. Thanks!

Yeah making out before hasn't been a problem, so I don't think it's that, I don't think I ate something I wasn't supposed to but I had been drinking and my will power sucks, so there might be something I snuck into my mouth without registering it. Hmmm. Guess further experimentation is needed. Poor Mr Fromage. Your…

Seriously! It tastes like the smell of the old vegetable matter left in my fridge salad drawer.

Yup. By the bucketload. In front of poor me. But that's a whole other post. Still, if that's true, that might provide the incentive needed to eat the same bland stuff I have to! Mwahahahahaha.

So I have been recently put on a no gluten no lactose low fibre diet by the docs to deal with bloating 6 months after gall bladder removal. Like 8 months pregnant level bloating. And any time I deviate from this diet I swell up like a balloon. So I just gave oral pleasure to my husband, and swallowed, and SWELLED UP…

Ok there is literally nowhere else I can go with this question. TMI regarding diet + sexy times in the reply

Right?! Thank you. I used Udi crust and Daiga cheese. And just, well... UGH! I ended up just covering it in loads of fresh basil and flushing it down my throat with a bottle of red wine. The red wine was nice.

My grandmother (who is evil, no but actually evil) calls whiskey her "apple juice". Cut to one night, I'm going to bed early as I am a substitute teacher and boy teh kidz they tire me OUT, and the hubby comes in to kiss me good night, I say "when are you coming to bed?" he says "I just poured a giant glass of apple…

Soooooooooo the Golden Globes was much like my first lactose-free gluten-free pizza experience tonight... Disappointing. Ugh

uhhh excuse me The Descendents. But where is the motherfucking Dean?!

Seriously though. For the way the French diss EV

Oh wow, if I hadn't hearted you already I would do it now. God damn it! Yes yes! THIS! Especially the last sentence.

Oh god that's Jane Fonda! I thought something dreadful had happened to Meg Ryan!

Boooo. Then they should have called it WarWar.