Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

That’s a good bear.

Counterpoint: Nah.

Best Shark performance since right shark.

Mixtape time! In the words of Chick Hearn, “They’re putting on a Globetrotter show!”

I miss watching the passing of those early-00s Kings teams, it was like an And-1 show when they really had the offense moving.

The man is throwing children over 16 foot fences into yards and garages? He’s throwing children AT children in sandboxes?

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

It felt like San Jose’s first OT goal since pre lockout 2004.

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

Sad Cavs fan is sad.

Definitely. Gotta have pity on LeBron. He never gets any calls to go his way.

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

LeBron James wears 23

What’s more fun that a 6'10" quasi-fatty who jacks it every time he touches it.

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU