So far your username is an early candidate for Best Online Username of 2015

what's the money line on whether or not he "Gronked" that reporter on V-Day?

damn, rekt

And he/she gets that joke in before the New Year, what a buzzerbeater.

+1

College Football Playoff system = a big win for Scientologists

Your writing form is superb sir, connecting your opening sentence to your concluding sentence. A+ You must be an English Major, or as offered by Western Kentucky, a Foreign Language major

Well the good news for Shattenkirk is that this won't be on the SC Not Top Ten.

Delonte West got that "I fucked LeBron's mom" leanback look

I can already see the Sarah McLachlan fueled commercials now

Leave it to the Jags to eventually crush a child's sweet youthful sense of wonder and joy

although during that era they also played a midget

And the race coordinator trying to get the kid to ketchup.... kudos to the kid for being able to mustard up the courage to do this.

Similarly, Prince Fielder's neck and mastication muscles have the same kind of vein-popping attributes when he wolfs down a bag of burgers

Considering the troubles of past superstar Ray Lewis and now Ray Rice, I guess this is why Joe Flacco got all that money. They wanted someone whose only controversy would be his eyebrows. That or the Ravens are really, really, really stupid.

Blame the mainstream rappers of today, preaching the desirability of a woman who owns a fat donkey.

Deadspin: Where articles spawn cheese puns from commentors, and one person ruins it by taking the article seriously

Seriously, those signs were just asanine. I mean going back to the incident, why would Donaldson even tag him? Who does that in baseball anymore?? Clearly a violation of the unwritten rules. Pretty sure if you watch it in slo-mo, you can actually see Donaldson punch him, and make remarks about his mom. So smug. …

Seriously, those signs were just asanine. I mean going back to the incident, why would Donaldson even tag him? Who does that in baseball anymore?? Clearly a violation of the unwritten rules. Pretty sure if you watch it in slo-mo, you can actually see Donaldson punch him, and make remarks about his mom. So smug. …