Sausage wallet

Sex hole?

#teamtubdrinking

So basically Mrs. Potato Boobs?

This one's perfect!

Performing a vagina monologue?

Clitorcize.

O'Keeffing

Ferret? That's a cat snake.

My father-in-law is a cab driver in SFC and has been for decades. What Uber has done to the industry is unethical and should be illegal. I wish the rest of us average joes could just rename a regulated service and do whatever we want.

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

Allow a cat on the counter? Hahahahahahaha......

I have a question as to whether or not I'm allowed an opinion and a voice! Submitted for Andrea Tantaros' approval (I'll be waiting quietly in the meantime):

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

That's the trouble with movies. You have to do a big, public romantic gesture in a movie, because the little things that make the biggest difference don't play well on the screen. When my husband getting up early when we're both hungover to run to the store so that when I wake up there's fried eggs and Gatorade…

I'll translate,

Hey Jude

Every time Jimmy Fallon does some kind of hip hop parody, it bugs me. I know he's trying to be funny, but it comes off as a little disrespectful to an art form born of skill, grit, and urban oppression.

Yeesh that stache... That gold chain... Eh, let's be real, would definitely still bang.

"Any white person who brings the element of civilization really horrible diseases that wipe out 9/10 of the native population has the right to take over this continent."