I want this dress. Hell, I want a reason to wear this dress. Perhaps I shall save up all of my monies, buy it, and just wear it all the time.

While I understand what you are saying, I respectfully disagree. Tobacco may be considered a more addictive substance, but its is all a matter of perspective. I used to smoke only when I was at work (when I worked at a bar) and I never smoked otherwise. Some people have cravings for sugar, caffeine, alcohol.…

Since they are all about their customers health, when will they stop selling booze and junk food?

I hear you, every holiday at my parents house involves me and my dad getting whiskey drunk and him trying to debate politics with me while I beg him to stop it. How 2 such conservative people ended up with three super liberal children I don't know, but it is certainly makes family get togethers interesting (and don't…

Oh god yes. I have always gotten wet at the sound of his voice, and seeing him perform live last year just made me more weak in the knees. I could probably just get off listening to him read the phone book. That voice.

I like many of the separate things she is wearing here (old fashioned bottoms, chucks), but I am not a fan of them all put together.

After being together 8 years, and both having pretty strange and specific hobbies, me and the mister don't always do big gifts for birthdays or Christmas. He has always been SO wonderful about getting small gifts for me for no reason (white cowboy boots from the thrift store a few weeks ago, SO AWESOME!), but yeah, I…

well... I try not to judge a taco on the texture of its shell. They are all delicious inside, where it counts.

YOU VOMITED?! What a waste of good tacos!!! But seriously, I love showing up huge men. Bravo.

You are my hero.

Am I the only person who would sleep with Morgan Freeman? I mean, his voice alone does it for me, but I really think he is sexy. Oh, and also, all of the step granddaughter rumors were just that, rumors. No truth in them whatsoever.

My favorite is calling it my 'red box of crayons'. It started because a friend in high school did the school announcements and the beginning of the day, and I had asked her if I could borrow a tampon, so over the entire school announcements she said "Grace, please come to the front office, your red box of crayons has…

Holy shit. I want these jeans. I also want his boots.

I agree! She is a fox, but for some reason they have her in a bikini two sizes too small and its not flattering because it pinches... but yeah, I like looking at her.

I didn't think I wanted to get married for a long time, for numerous reasons I don't need to ramble about. Anyway, after being with my partner for almost 4 years, I woke up one day and realized I really wanted to marry him. So I proposed to him on our anniversary, and instead of a ring I bought back a drum kit that…

This is Roy, he is our special little (huge) guy. His favorite past times include trying to sit/lay on things that he is way too big for (aka: Guitars, chair arms, the banister), meowing loudly and fabulously, and wrestling with his gay lover, Glen the stripy cat.

I like your style. Also, I know some others don't get the "you're fat and gross" impression, but I hear you. Two of them are about how 'a boy doesn't like you', so it tells you that without a boyfriend you are worthless, so go buy some shit so you can get a boyfriend! The other says 'you are on a cleanse because you…

While I understand this young womans frustration, I sympathize with the flight attendant. She didn't make the FAA policies, but it is her job to enforce them. I used to be a flight attendant, and you get a lot of push back from passengers, but if you let these things slide and have a secret rider (yes, we are spied on…

I know! Shit, I get excited when the $3 rebate check comes in the mail, because I am the person that sends in a rebate form for the cheap whiskey I drink.... sigh.