I thought dodai was kiwi? She should know her film from movies

I am a dd Cup my sister a b Cup. We shop on very different worlds

Once in the Australian Bush I mistook a wild rat for a wombat. Terrifying.

He went on this YouTube rant about how since bananas fit perfectly into a human hand God created them for us. Not we created them with selective breeding....

I always viewed tweens as year 6-7, about to turn 13 with all of the attitude but not much of the good stuff teenagers have. Like a parody of a teen.

Well that is what models are, walking clothes horses

As much as I hate the libs when the fuck did they become known as the anti abortion party? I know Abbotts views on abortion but to label them so called anti abortion party is not true they to have that issue far down the burner.

What the fuck is a beta? Cause he is a rich fuck who gets to make cool movies.

Target Australia has its own version. In the massive humorous fuck up on targets behalf they launch the line around the same time as spring racing carnival. Therefore the bra and undies displays had these massive horse heads in them. And wearing the horse heads.....

You're missing the one person on the couch because they have a sinus infection and are snoring like a walrus in heat and the house is a studio apartment. Cause that's been my nights for 3 nights. And I'm on the couch.

I live in a city where our water is rain water taken from virgin dams no one and i mean no one is allowed near. Like ever. We were on school camp and we weren't even allowed near the fence of the dam which was hundreds of metres from the water. Therefore our water tastes like the tears of angels. Other cities water in…

Are we talking ladies who gush or ladies who ooze? Because I thought the traditional wet was my vag juices and gushing was something from a gland up by the criteria. By the way I refer to my vague juices as lady cum. As is that mine or yours on the bed?

I'll give this to the chanel store in melbourne they always treat me nicely when all I am doing is looking (all I will ever do). I suppose it's to do with the fact beyond a few well known families it's hard to tell who is rich in Australia, with the mining boom making millionaires from tradies

Bunch of teenaged boys wanking over my breastfeeding? Please I already teach high school reddit can suck a toad. I know what teenagers think about tits. But thanks for the internet psa dude.

I came from a family where if i didn't want to eat the meal I had two options a) and cook my own meal b) go hungry. I have a really good relationship with the. my partner was raised by children of shanty town African immigration and post Nazis Germany he eats every damn scrap.

Well australia what fuck is your excuse now.

Technically no socially yes

Where I am from tradesmen get to finish if the temperature is too hot. So in summer in my town I have to share the train out of the city with sweaty dirty shirtless tradies. Or my personal favourite the mesh hi visibility gear with no top underneath that makes them look like they are going to a middle aged rave. Worse…

Gees on unfortunately looks like my primary school bully. I hate his face to my core, puppies be dawned.

So a teenaged boy as followed by a stranger until the stranger shot him. The stranger walks free.