I really didn’t get people who thought that Sia’s video with Shia and Maddie promoted pedophilia.It says something quite disturbing about our culture as a whole that so many people jumped there.

Okay, real talk: Who wouldn't want to play Hide and Seek in a huge house on three acres? I mean, fuck Tom Cruise, but that sounds dope.

dude i fuckin HAAAAATE that fat people use other words to describe themselves, right? like fuck the fuck off, fatty, use fat, and don’t you dare leave the house.

But haven’t the Rolling Stones successfully sue other artist for using the phrase “you can’t always get what you want”?

Elvis didn’t steal lyrics. He didn’t write songs.

He also bought a hovercraft. He really is living his best life.

I don’t care if you don’t like David Letterman but you shouldn’t lie about him.

The fuck are you talking about.

Letterman wasn’t a comedian in the traditional sense. He was more reactionary to what guests said or did. That was his thing, always appearing uncomfortable. Leno used to do great stand up but turned bland and boring once he got the show.

“In that piece from 2013, Danielle Elliot writes that she felt violated by the presence of men in their underwear in The Basement, who pressed their bodies against customers.”

I love horror movies and it’s very rare that they scare me. I love the Halloween spirit. But I don’t like haunted houses. I don’t like being jump-scared and I don’t like the akwardness of being on the wrong side of the fourth wall. And I DON’T like being touched. We’re not uncool for disliking them ;)

The guy in the header image looks like a War Boy. Shiny AND chrome.

Also please help “kill”/open admission shelters because they do not have the option of turning animals away when they're full. Open admission shelters NEED adopters, fosters, and donors in order to euthanize fewer animals.

No-kill limited-admission shelters simply won’t take animals in if they’re full or have met their quota for specific breeds (i.e. Pitbull types). In those situations, for the love if god please just take your pets to an open-admission shelter instead of continuing to hoard them, letting them die of illness, or killing…

We should also put some sort of heavy tax or license fee on pure-bred animals bought from breeders, with the money going to shelters.

I love serial killers so I was unsatisfied with the portrayals of each famous murderer. They just seemed like walking wikipedia summaries spouting off the well-known details and factoids of their killings. “I had 30 bodies buried under my house!” “I drilled holes into my victims’ heads!” The entire concept was just a…

Serious question here: it’s pretty obvious that Ryan Murphy is a terrible writer, and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone claim otherwise. I assume he still gets work because of the ratings his shows get?

I’m 38 and I still haven’t yet met one of these infamous condescending, militant vegans I hear so much about in my right-wing family members’ email forwards.

I used to be vegan, then I discovered I have an intolerance to most soy products so started eating eggs again so as to not have my bones break in half and so I had any energy to live. So now I am a vegetarian who does not eat dairy I guess. Sometimes when I am invited over for dinner and they ask if I have any dietary…

1) I know this cafe well....it’s terrible. Really. So bad.