Was really hoping for Dominique Tipper 

The only one we can trust is I.C.

Y’know if Entourage was a different show they really could’ve done a lot with the parallels between Vince and Aquaman.

MacGregor has been choice for Black Mask for years 

Well, obviously this was all an Illuminati ritual so the satanist luciferian globalists led by Killary Clin—Hey, hey! Dont cut my mic off!

I’m willing to bet money that it comes down to Drake wanting to fuck her.

The Illuminati 

Heads up: if you live in New York The Jewish Museum (that’s the one on 92nd Street not The Museum of Jewish Heritage which is in the Bowery) is always free every Saturday— but you can’t eat at the restaurant without a prepaid reservation so stop asking.

This just proves that Beyoncé doesnt half ass anything.

Ja Rule isn’t even the Ja Rule of rap.

Always weird when the Oscars gets an Emmy

Maybe this was setting up a stealth sequel to Star Kid?

“most men have never been asked to “smile more””

Amy Adams’s hair color wasn’t what made those movies bad. She was one of the best parts of them.

Would’ve thought they’d go with Jodi Lynn O’Keefe since they love snatching up Prison Break alums and she also kinda looks like Jenna Dewan 

And Blake Lively and Anne Hathaway wearing the hell out of some tuxes

Does anyone else feel like pageants have become a sort of schmuck bait?

I feel like we go through the same cycle with them every year: First they’re announced and then feminists/liberals/progressives/etc. respond with the standard eye rolls and outrage about how backwards and sexist they are and how we need to move…

Its important to keep a spare around.

This development? I don’t think so but earlier she was doing her best Tammie Wynette impression.

Seuss?