YOUTHS!

It’s Creature from the Black Lagoon, it’s Abe Sapien, it’s a consensual version of Alan Moore’s Neonomicon.

Can we actually hire Latinos this time?

A Dick-Tator

Now I’ll only offend Latin Kings and Vice Lords

Even Rapper’s Delight has a dick boast.

Fuck glitter as a staff, a record label and as a motherfucking crew.

Is it possible we’re going to have Harald and Astrid bond over their shared experience with rape or is it just going to be prurient set dressing?

It dings when there’s stuff.

Mary, Mary - ‘Tis the Season

Since we’re talking podcasts: All love and Rest In Peace to Reggie Osse host of Combat Jack Show and Mogul: The Life of Chris Lighty

Conversations with my ex.

Who LIKES to be called “Dildo”?

Aww I was hoping they’d get Linda Ellerbee.

Konstant Krumping

She’s been working on it for weeks.

Why would Peewee be ashamed of his giant penis?

That’s what happens when you ride the BatPole, Old Chum

Most of them actually? One tragic death, one pedophile and one person with anger issues out of a, what, 20 person group?

I’m honestly surprised Warners didn’t try to push for Momoa as Sexiest Man Alive with Justice League and Aquaman coming out.