Luckily I’ve been keeping a detailed record of all of my flaws and failings since I was a child.

A blue Toyota Yaris

Rocafella, technically.

I was talking about Jerry Brown.

And he’s basically hated by the progressive wing since he’s up against Sanders’ handpicked Keith Ellison for head of the DNC.

Nertz, he would’ve been a good VP for Clinton; more progressive bonafides than Kaine but I think he was her attempt to court those Southern/Rust Belt white men that she ended up losing anyway.

Jerry Brown?

Harris-Brown 2020

One thing I love is that Alex Jones loves Donald Trump while railing against the Bilderburg Group while every morning Donald Trump watches a show that’s hosted by the daughter of the founder of the Bilderburgs.

“...why wouldn’t there be?”

Super easy: He gave Kevin a ride home after the prom, the car was having some trouble so they pulled over to the lake to try to call for a tow truck and then Kevin saw the body in the lake.

Let’s hope

This baby announcement comes with 80% less Kanye than the last one.

Don’t worry they’re making a movie, you just have to wait til 1960 for it.

“My name is Ollie the Bobcat and after five years trapped in the National Zoo...”

Vote this bastard out

Now we at least know Tucker Carlson can sink a layup.

I thought it was MatPat with a beard.

““I was stunned,” Kelly says she said. “I told them . . . I work for a fee, not for free.””

Not as good as