Understandable, he was dreamy

Every time I hear this story I flashback to this

And he’s wiling to go on Syfy and host their crazy ass “specials” on cryptids and stuff

Yes that's literally what he means

Man what aren’t I telling you?

Full on Tracy/Hephburn

He bought her a cube of flowers AND a folding table.

She’s got one of those Dreamworks character smirk faces going

Unless they have an agreement with Viacom isn't that and the Adventure Time backpack illegal?

First time I saw it I honestly thought I did

Kaling, yes. Lahriy, no.

See? Someone cares about my boner

“How do you strive to make others happy?”

I don’t see that ever happening

Wait then what do you call io9?

“Possibly also Mary?”

They also post up the emails they get to make fun of them on their message board. Or at least they did back in the 00s when I went there.

No you're doing this Awesome

I think these girls are secretly reverse vampires and don't want anyone to find out