Well she can't keep him from his life of crime fighting. What if one of his enemies lashes out at him through her?

Man, this Spider-Man reboot is taking a weird turn

They have to be bested in single combat

SHE WROTE A POEM

I was born in 1988

I, also, did not have an affair with Miranda Lambert.

On the other hand, this is the VMAs we’re talking about—who cares?

And Big Elevator

How long do I have to wait to get lucky though? Like do I have to stay up all night or what?

See I read it that since she does everything perfectly in the kitchen she must have A1 sex game and Jefferey does not give a damn about eating meatloaf

I’m 26 and I took my first real steps to learning a while back. If you're in NYC check out bike.nyc they have free classes for kids and adults all over the city.

“Is this a physical fight? Verbal? Will they compete in some kind of game? However they decide to hash it out, it’s clear that Team Jen will win. And if you disagree, you’re wrong.”

I always just thought Taylor was heiress to America’s electric rifle fortune.

I thought that was JCrew Factory?

Same here

Not without getting sued

I’m not sure how lifting a car over my head and throwing it at a rock is gonna help but ok

“Fringe celebrity”? Anna Torv? Jasika Nicole? Lance Reddick?!

How does Lloyd Banks feel about this?