Between this and Burner I never have to have a real conversation with anyone ever again

The one in Rego Park in the new mall? That's my Costco too!

Well it is alternate history and Carla Gugino is basically playing the best Lois Lane to date.

She's lump, she's lump

No they invented Pintrest

Clearly Jay-Z is behind this

Maybe he wanted to see if she's the kid Jay was talking about in the Backstage documentary.

Let's slice his tendons!

Lex Luthor

How does that carry over to texting? The pauses are built into the medium of communication itself; I HAVE to pause in between sending text. A period in a single line text isn't a pause, sending the text is.

I thought the issue was that she did a Crip walk not just that she was dancing

No, this guy!

"Y'know...they never did catch whoever it was poisoning those aspirin bottles.

Supposedly the guy speaking to him is Annihilus

...this Taken http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taken_(TV_miniseries)

How about side-quel to Taken?

Look he said he didn't want to DROWN them

We don't need another Indiana Jones and we don't need a NEW Indiana Jones. What we need is a new property that carries on the spirit of the concept in the same way Indy carried on Alan Quatermaine's

They're also used to boil down a statement to a jist or disambiguate sentences that contain pronouns or descriptions that came about as part of a longer conversation.