They ran out of material for timing belts.

Can't hear you over the sound of freedom that is our two generations of bombers after the b52

I don't stand close to them cause a lot of them smell.

You can fill this list with Chryslers and Cadillacs, but the biggest mistake in my mind (besides the Gladiator) is the Firepower! Take a Viper chassis, soften it up just a little, and use an SRT Hemi v8 instead of the v10. Its a no brainer for a high quality GT.

Suicide Door Lincoln Continental

Honestly, I'm totally fucking impressed with Canada's first attempt at getting a man made object into low Earth orbit. I'm just upset that its' first potential astronaut let go of the rope he was hanging from.

Now, here is your Motley Crue Wedding Burnout of the day.

Danica is the only F1 sized american driver we have.

Just once I want this to be the pace car for an Indy race, imagine the confusion.

This, and only this:

The Ford F-150. Well actually any crew cab pickup could really fit here. The people carrying ability of a sedan with the hauling capability of a truck.

This is how I imagine all Jalopnik parties.

The Prius is green and eco-friendly.

The Ferrari option is actually a standard option, colloquially known in Italy as "se stesso distruzione". The idea is that if the system feels that the owner is in danger - whether through driving fast for an extended period of time, or if it senses the owner's efforts to impress those pedestrians will be futile, or…

Pam Poovey. AKA, the White Pumpkin. Beats the Yakuza at street racing. Not to mention her fighting skills, drug/alcohol consumption limits, breast size and best sex that Arcer ever had.

Clive Owen in The Hire.

Sam, from Ronin

Jake and Elwood.