Sometimes, if you're good (I'm not quite there yet, if not for my wife, I'd be driving a beater '87 Dodge Dakota) you too can have nice things.

Well, I've been asking that same question for some time now (and was actually wondering when Jalopnik was going to ask). We are a two car family - my kids are 11 and 7. We have some time until they grow out of the one that gets the garage space: 2013 Challenger R/T

Mr. Marchionne, please make a 4wheel drive pickup - maybe take the FF SportWagen a step further and raise it, add a couple of doors (for the children) - and make sure it can tow up to 8,000 lbs. Thank you.

Finally the proof - Colonel Sandesr' illegitimate son - borne of a cashier at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Richmond some, 47 years ago.....

There were a couple in Caddyshack.

The Car

It certainly is not the 'Summer of Jerry'.

CP all the way - you could (potentially) buy two Hellcats - a Challenger for spirited driving and a Charger to lay '11's after you drop your kids off at school then get some groceries.

I always thought it was 'Applebottom'?

So, what you're saying is that if I have the money to buy one, and launch it '50 yards', these guys can't fix it? Damn, I'm putting my money back in my vault.

My brother had the Conquest - a manual, turbo, no traction control, and a tape deck. You see kids a tape deck......ah never mind they just won't get it.

Yea, but what's it 'Ring time?

Meh, wasn't this done on 'That's Incredible' like a million years ago?

So the Kia dealership noted 'a New 2014 Ford or Kia'. If I were Allen, I'd say hand over the keys to this new 2014 Ford - I deserve it.

So, I'm assuming Mr. Sbarro made his money from selling p(crappy)izzas, and in his spare time designed hubless wheels? Maybe if he devoted a little more time to perfecting his pizza sauce his dream of hubless wheels would have become reality.

My wife wants to trade her 2013 R/T in for the Hellcat - yea, she's a keeper...

Nice landing, now can I have my stool back?

Notre Dame called - it wants it's buttresses back.

Sorry Andrew, Terry Hatcher said it better...