Can't stop laughing - you win the interwebs - all of them.

Could you imagine the 9 million 918's being driven by people in New Jersey? I wonder what liveries would be created.

Salesman! I'm a salesman? Well, then, I have a car for you, come on down, here's your Miata (because you are the ultimate 'Petrolhead' because you can post on a car website). Congrats!

More like 20 - finding the picture, trying (but failing) to provide the Jalopatariot reasons why the CTS-V is a better choice at going 'round the 'Ring, it take me some time, but lemme guess - you wasted a minute (one that you'll never get back) reading my post and then posting (snarkily I might add) a response. …

MIND BLOWN!

So, the top 1% of the 1/2 of the 1/2 of the 1/2 of the world's population (equates to roughly to about 20 people) that could actually afford the best that Germany can produce would use it as a grocery getter, or taking their pet lion out for a drive.

That's what she said.

Here in 'Merica, I'd say F-1. I still remember the first time I laid eyes on the John Player Special, in an ad in Playboy (simmer down, the articles are fantastic!) when I was a wee little boy.

They did mention it would be made out of like 1000 of these.

Lemme guess, traffic engineer and/or planner?

Well, I was pretty good at Tetrus, I can get this all worked out.

Not technically a camper, but could be used as one - in Iraq.

My sentiments exactly - the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

So, it's a van for Germans? Cause I do not see how any 'Merican (let alone 4 of them) could fit into that tiny space.

If you consider 'Nutty' replacing the head gasket in my '94 Jetta GLI, then having the piston want to escape, by blowing a hole in the back of the block, then I'm just about the nuttiest guy this side of squirrel shit.

Is someone talking about me? (except for the European part, and the racing team part).

"I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera."

Will it have Porsche? I mean Porsche Porsche, not RUF, or some other tuner. Porsche, because there is no substitute.

I'm kinda thinking it should be this button.

So, this pretty much sums it up then? (Matt as Homer, Mr. Burns as all the nuclear plant owners/oil magnates/guys that invented that little cardboard thingy that goes around your coffee cup - just glaring at the underclass)