....ridiculously AWESOME!!!

You are all wrong. It was my Dodge Dakota - why because the gifts had to go somewhere, along with what was left over from the bar. (the picture is neither from my wedding, nor my truck - but looks like a hell of a party)

I'm pretty sure you have it all wrong - they were just trying to pull out a dent in the back of the OldsMeBuick that was put in there when they tried unsuccessfully to win $50 in their local demolition derby contest. They were hoping for the $50 so that they could ALL have teeth, not just Grandma.

Why did I get the impression that the Anti-Cyclist was on an episode of The Office? She's got that look about her and tweeted something right out of the Dunder-Mifflin.

Umm, how about big trucks that should be transporting goods all over the place?

Hey, Czech that out a Ferrari that's not on fire.

Nice cracked windshield

Next QOTD - what animal, when trapped inside a vehicle does the most damage. My vote goes to deer in a GTX convertible in the greatest 'buddy' movie of all time. Next QOTD - what is the best vehicle in a buddy movie.

Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did Dodge

Look at me, I'm flying, glad I have a belly to cushion my fall...

"This place has everything."

At least you didn't lock the door (accidentally) of your girlfriends car, while it was running, because you forgot to bring money (before the time of bank cards), to pay for your extravagant meal at Chili's - while she sat in said Chili's and her Acura was running in the parking space in front of the Well's Fargo ATM.…

Looks like it just reentered the atmosphere, ala the now retired Space Shuttle. I dig it that way too.

Fashionably dressed you say. McKayla is not impressed.

Hmm, let's see, gorgeous blue skies, mountainous terrain, undisturbed somewhat smooth roadway - California - I'm guessing Southern where a fire happened in the last couple of years. That mountain there in there background (while going up) is that a ski resort?

The first time I took my little girl on a ride in a Stage II Roush with no cats, she had a grin from ear-to-ear. Then her grandma took her for a ride in her C4S. After that I stuffed my son's car seat in the back of a Mustang 5.0 and he was ecstatic. Now when he sees a Mustang, Corvette, Viper, or Camaro, he makes…

I think this guy had something to do with it too.

Back in 1988, I had a 1987 Colt E (with two stick shifts). I lived in San Jose, CA at the time, and had that little Colt stolen by a roommate, who ended the Colt's life by driving it over a curb and through a chainlink fence at a Reno casino, after being chased by the cops. I miss doing e-brake turns in that little…

Get the gas sniffing dogs out there - they'll find the asshats that raped your Beetle.

#1. When are you conducting a 50 state tour?