Let's see (calculator out) - one 'Merican Chevy Suburban, one boat to tow behind said Suburban, shake in one Donna Martin, and you've got enough money to last you well into your latter years. Where are Brandon and Dillon when you need them. Don't forget, Steve who drove a Corvette....in high school.

Did some say Kojak?

I just sprayed Coke all over my desk - Winning Spiegel, Winning!!

Shit with gas prices soaring I'm not going to be able to print out my airline tickets to Germany to get my handy from Sabine. Damn terrorists!!!

There'd better be a 'happy ending' if I'm gonna plunk down $730 of my hard earned dollars for a ride around the 'ring with Sabine.

What you can't see is that he's wearing hockey skates, is sporting a mullet (business in the front party in the rear), is eating a back bacon sandwich, and drinking a Molson. Dudley Dooright at your service...

The Swiss design beautiful watches, and make great coo-coo clocks, please stop designing cars. Leave car design to Ze Germans, the Italians, and the 'Mericans.

Check this guys' crawlspace.

No worries, Cooter will have the General looking as good as new, dents fixed, paint cured, overnight. All he asks for in return from the Duke boys is a bottle of kerosene, some of that hootch that they run, a goat, and a hooker. That Cooter, he's always into somethin'.

That's why I've never won the coveted COTD. I would love nothing more than to receive accolades from my fellow Jalops, the pictures of Charlie Sheen's cast-offs along with beautiful vehicles (neither of which I'll ever be able to drive), and pictures of beer. Alas.....

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Anyone know if Thule makes snowboard racks for the FF? If so, sign me up.

I would hold the Chuck E Cheese Pizza Cup at Night Driver (no I'm not that old) but that was a kick ass game - four speed shifter, fiberglass (or more likely asbestos laced fiberglass) with black metal flake paint job, with purple, pink, yellow, and blue Atari stickers - yea, that game was boss.

Miata and monster should never be in the same sentence regardless of the beautiful powerplant placed into said girls car.

Come on Jalop, April Fool's Day isn't for another 44 days. What? Really? Come on.

Mazda Miata, but with the caveat that if driven by a woman (think blonde, blue eyed bikini clad co-ed), than it's a win all around , if driven by a man (think middle aged, balding, pot-bellied) thinking he can win a trophy at some parking lot event - then this is the perfect car to take the top ranking in the QOTD.

Mazda Miata, but with the caveat that if driven by a woman (think blonde, blue eyed bikini clad co-ed), than it's a win all around , if driven by a man (think middle aged, balding, pot-bellied) thinking he can win a trophy at some parking lot event - then this is the perfect car to take the top ranking in the QOTD.

"No you don't" - Billy Madison

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....

3000 hp, yea, but does it turn?