@passingas: After reading the same book like 47 times, in a row - it's ingrained in my psyche.

Swiper, no Swiping, or you'll get your ass kicked, not by Dora, but a bunch of polar bears.

American Fuckin Power! FTW and emissions.

@zeeboid: Why did you do that - America doesn't want douchy Euro's/Rap Stars/Athletes driving American perfection.

Submit a donation now to 'Keep the Ring', care of Jalopnik - and receive a 'Batshit Crazy Chicks of Jalop' 16-month calendar.

Every 3000 miles I replace the piston return springs in my Pinto.

@pres: Meow.

@Silverhold probably shouldn't have: Never gets old - Keep stamping Kaz, keep stamping.

The best two items to come out of England - Top Gear, and America.

@BetaMaxx11: Happy Ray is scary - in a I'm gonna peel your skin off and wear it kind of way.

Come on, no one:

@lw81.com: Here it is.

@kitko: My thoughts exactly.

@DittoBox: The Dude abides...

Any way you look at it, that's one ugly tree.

@OA 5599, ZMBSLYR: Meow....

@jalopnikfan: This video never gets old - always reminds me of the days I drove the roads (Page Mill, El Monte, Skyline, et. al). I'dve cracked that fuckwad in the side of the head - but that's just me.

In a related story - the lederhosen wearing owners were surprised to find their weiner schnitzel missing too.

Parts car?

Have the po-po check for a guy living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!