HOW MANY OF YOU JEZZIES ACTIVELY BLOG ON YOUR JEZZIE BLOG? I WANT TO FIND SOME OF YOU TO FOLLOW SO I CAN GET MY READ ON. I HOPE SOME OF YOU ARE FUNNY.

Apgar is an acronym of the things assessed by the test AND the name of the pioneer behind the test?

I think when people say "discreet" it means "you can pack this in your suitcase and not be completely humiliated if it turns on or otherwise concerns the security checkpoint folks at the airport which will result in your suitcase being rummaged through by strangers in front of other strangers."

Because it is literally not possible to calculate the utter stupidity of the American TV-watching public, on the whole. For everyone out there watching NOVA or Doctor Who or gosh, ANYTHING ELSE, there are at least 25 people who are all "OMG I LUV 2-1/2 MEN! BEST SHOW EVARRRRRRRRRRR #ashton"

I remember the ear biting as being pretty much a joke from the start. White people seemed to find it hilarious, and I would argue that it's because they were comfortable with it. There aren't any stereotypes about big black men getting overexcited in a fight and biting your ear off, so it was not scary to them at all.
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No one said the verdict was correct (at least no one on this comment feed). I think the majority of us here don't agree with the verdict, which is why we are putting the jurors under a microscope. It is also the first time we've heard/seen anything about them.

As a self-proclaimed mad scientist, I do not see "evopsych douchebags" as falling into the mad scientist category. Mad scientists use actual knowledge to create objects or technology to do physical, emotional, or mental harm to a person or society (not that I have done that...). Looking at the evidence that these…

I've been reading and critiquing this crap for years now, and I think this pretty much sums it up.

Ryan Seacrest frankly strikes me as the type of person who thinks technology is getting out of hand because the mall sign knows exactly where he is.

When I see Jack Antonoff's name, I just see Jack-Off.

When I'm reading an article online and half way through I get up to go for a shit and continue reading it on the toilet on my smartphone. LIVING IN THE FUTURE BABY!!!

Was just coming here to say the same. Love the whole farm aesthetic/locale, too, especially as they didn't pair it with some lame hoe-down or milkmaid trashy outfit, as i would have expected.

Yep, absolutely. OB for the win...(well, until I met Diva Cup).

I think using the word "miming" to describe onstage antics of Marilyn Manson is a pretty good media punishment for something so ridiculous. Look, we all loved Mechanical Animals when we were 15—but isn't homeboy pushing like, 50 now? And STILL doing this junk?

But the idea of a Manson mime makes me happy.

Could Jessica Coen or Anna Breslaw please explain why the mental health of a 15-year-old is material fit-to-print? I'm genuinely curious how you've rationalized this.

I like the Miata, but the BRZ/GT86 are a-ok too. Don't worry, leghumpers abound for the BRZ/GT86 too, the car just hasn't been spawning them for the last 25 years so they're less obvious.

Let me ask you something, how does your mom get those rings around her neck?