Reminds me of how Floyd Mayweather likes to beat up people with makeup on their face.

Yes

Arturo Vidal will respond to this by getting 5 DUIs in 9 minutes.

I can type on my phone without looking and hardly make any mistakes. Auto-correct and muscle memory.

Looking like a deranged anglerfish is 100% relevant to my interests. *makes it her profile image on OKCthulhu*

In a foxhole with an AR-15 clutched to your chest and close air support on speed-dial.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

You have an exotic rally car and an exotic pickup truck.

Honest question from a soccer neophyte:

Wow!!! That is one crazy russian hacker!!! Did you see the way he hacked that banana??? He totally bypassed the front-facing security features and went straight for the source code in the back end!!!!

you and little Bobby Tables. xkcd

Super quick and dirty, but I think this would look better, and still evokes the decades old association and love we have for the original logo.

I’m just not a big fan of Apple. They make a quality product, don’t get me wrong there, but the control they have of the OS and the entire “iDevice” universe really rubs me the wrong way. I’ve always been a big supporter of Android and Google products in general. I just prefer the open-source attitude of it all. That…

With hands like that, it’s no wonder he can thunderdunk the biscuit a full six fences away from the goal. You just pepper the dance floor and he’ll clean the jar, no doubt. This kid hasn’t even left the refrigerator, you just wait. If Minnesota doesn’t rattle the bell, I’m sure LA will be zipping up the bean bags. And…

Mods that fix all these problems: November 12

Mods that add spaceships: November 13

Mod that is, in fact, The Elder Scrolls 6: Spring 2016

Takes giant balls to do something like that twice.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Not content to hamper him with their general shittiness, LeBron’s fellow Cavs have taken the dramatic next step: actively thwarting their own goddamn teammate.

And you could fit a suitcase in the gas tank!

While it most certainly did not fail, it was a very interesting endurance car. You might say it was the most interesting endurance car...