It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

It’s worse than that; Chip Kelly is using a 3/5:1 ratio to count the black players.

PADDLE SHIFTERS. At least for cars that have no need for them. I get it in a performance car, but your Camry isn’t one, no matter how “grounded to the ground” it may be.

The R18 has finally realized its dream of becoming a UPS truck.

I just can’t see the pretty in it. I will give you the ugly though.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

Domo mariato, Mr. Rogoto

Hey now, we have the Lynx and they are winners.

AN OUT IS AN OUT

I’m convinced that an accurate headline would get Gawker writers fired.

I don't know why but I feel an immense level of satisfaction when you guys rip into a product for whatever reason. Can you make this a weekly feature?

"The preservation of parks, wilderness, and wildlife has also aided liberty by keeping alive the 19th century sense of adventure and awe with which our forefathers greeted the American West. " — Ronald Fucking Reagan.

Snow can't be understood because he has a Canadian/Jamaican slum accent. Iggy can't be understood because she is garbage.

Let's see: Dayton gets an actual home game in the First Four, a virtual home game tonight and Sunday as an 11 seed, and then that bullshit technical.

Huh. When you tour the US Capitol they really lead you to believe that "E Pluribus Unum" is still the motto. It's even the name of the intro movie. Why on earth is our motto "In God we Trust?" It has nothing to do with our nation or it's founding values. So stupid.

when the moment is right