Disney should stop before they do something stupid like make a film about Han Solo when he was younger starring someone that's not Harrison Ford.

That’s stupid. I do it because I want to not because the internet told me to.

Okay. But keep your eyes on the map...your map.

The only map worthy of masturbating to is that of the good old U.S. of A!

Wait, you too? We should go find grain silos and furtively masturbate behind them while looking at hand-drawn maps of Anarctica together! ROAD TRIP!

1. Sometimes, when I forgot them at home.

He doesn’t think them up, he steals ideas.  And I expressly forbade him to share that particular one.  I told him in confidence.  

The EVE Online Deep State, playing and preying on the fears of the masses, causing catastrophic war!

Request denied. Your error will remain enshrined in history. 

Ah. Howdy from $7.25/hour Texas. I wouldn’t put it past our legislature to consider seceding just to drop it to $4.25/hour.

not much.  those both look lift the lift kit was installed before the bigger tires arrived.  

My pronouns are hat and what.  Convince me I’m wrong.

Just give me AC multiplayer back!!! :[ I truly miss it and to this day has been one of my favorite multiplayer experiences ever. Such garbage they removed it. Havent even played an installment since they took it away.

RIP hearthstone clone, I barely knew thee. literally, I never heard of it until this article

For real. Like if it is only 9, who gives a shit. But 19? I’m deleting the app. No way I’m getting 86'd by some rando gig driver. I’ll just take the metro.

But most importantly they want to test themselves against Knee. If they don’t play, they look like cowards. Watching Knee demolish their friends was even harder to stand. They wanted to avenge them.

I mean, for fuck’s sake, Pat Robertson explicitly advocated decriminalizing pot years ago. Pat Robertson. If you’re to the right of Pat Robertson on a social issue, you are most assuredly a piece of shit.  Biden shouldn’t just drop out, he should do the honorable thing and commit seppuku.  

This is the problem with Hollywood’s current approach to many big budget films for women...

My kid doing molly will simultaneously be a sad and proud day for me because he’ll officially be cooler than I was in High School.

“The Popeyes chicken sandwich has been an agent of chaos”