Ah, the one thing that an bring Republicans and Democrats together: Corruption.

Okay. But keep your eyes on the map...your map.

The only map worthy of masturbating to is that of the good old U.S. of A!

Wait, you too? We should go find grain silos and furtively masturbate behind them while looking at hand-drawn maps of Anarctica together! ROAD TRIP!

1. Sometimes, when I forgot them at home.

He doesn’t think them up, he steals ideas.  And I expressly forbade him to share that particular one.  I told him in confidence.  

Aw, hell. I guess now we’ll have to cancel all that science they learned with those donations. Hope none of it was important!

You should see their kelp basket weaving.

The EVE Online Deep State, playing and preying on the fears of the masses, causing catastrophic war!

Sorry... didn’t have time to read the article, but you probably need to cook them longer.  

Request denied. Your error will remain enshrined in history. 

Ah. Howdy from $7.25/hour Texas. I wouldn’t put it past our legislature to consider seceding just to drop it to $4.25/hour.

I’ll fuck up as many of those groups as I have to until my friends learn to stop talking to me.

It’s called “investing.”

It’s a replica cause it bears just enough resemblance to charge ridiculous prices for. But its completely different so lawsuits aren’t a problem.

That’s what replica means right?

Right?

Do I REALLY think that? No. Would it surprise me in a few weeks that it turned out to be true and I was right in my suspicion? Also No.

We don’t know if they decided on the hat or not; therefore, we should not jump to conclusions and vilify the person(s) who speaks Pigeon.

“Mariah Hillman, who runs a Nevada-based dove and pigeon rescue nonprofit called Lofty Hopes.....”

This is cruel.

Though very cute, Birds should be able to choose to wear hats, not be forced to wear them.