I’m glad that Gemma Chan is getting another shot in the MCU. I’m still mad about what “Captain Marvel” did to her.

It’s only been six months? Bioware managed to cram in a solid two years of disappointment in six months. That’s efficiency in game design right there.

Last time I was in Vegas, the road was indeed covered in leaves.
But all the leaves had pictures of naked women on them. It was absolutely as weird as it sounds.

Palmier.  I had never heard of that pastry until I saw Great British Bake Off. I’m a Texan.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

“Tonight, YOU!”

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

“I don’t even remember what Kirk’s problems were with it but they’re largely unfounded or at least not terribly relatable for most”

A standard coffee cup is about 150ml, and the average ejaculation volume is 3ml, so you’d need 50 men to produce a cup of semen. If you hired “milkers” who could get each dude off in about 10 minutes, it would take a little over 8 hours to produce one beverage. If you’re paying them NYC minimum wage ($15) this works…

It is huge generalizations like that, which robs the conversation of the nuance it deserves, that continue to stoke the flames of division and intolerance. Just as with this woman, people like you should be held to account for making things worse with ignorant and flippant comments. If you are too lazy to make an…

So if you’re frustrated with a woman taking advantage of you or doing something awful, it’s acceptable to just say “women are trash”?

It’s not called “Faze Clan.” That would just be silly. Come on, now.

How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

WHAT THE FUCK

Pfft, plus they don’t even taste like grapes! WTF, false advertising! They’re vomit nuts suitable only for hardened criminals, children between the ages of 6 mos and 5 years (the sociopath years), and people who pronounce foreign words with a foreign accent (but not the rest of the sentence).

This week, on: How to Read Life in Aggro! (A weekly series where I spend way too much time talking about a webcomic people used to say was really hard to read!)

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

And sky high housing costs.

Or that the buying experience is still a giant antiquated pain in the ass.