Hunter for three reasons:

Gawker Media writers are required to, after all, they all must write an article condemning something on Reddit at least one a week.

I guess you've never heard of Double Jeopardy.

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

So you're telling me that leaving my xbox on for an hour actually creates a larger carbon footprint than manufacturing the disk, the manual (if there even is one) and the box, the gas it costs to ship those three things to the store AND the gas it takes for me to drive there and back?

1992's Catwomen are the best. I'm going to forget that 2004 and 2011 exist.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

Getting a cat to do what you want it to do–you guys are so funny. Your best strategy is to wait until it does what you want on its own, then take credit for it.

I like that they nominated 3 other fictional, game characters at the end. :)

But does it glow in the night?

If I eat them will my teeth look super white?

If I wear a coat of them will I appear to be a heavenly deity?

Can we make LED flashlights floodlights any type of light even brighter with less power?

Next week in business:

Mr. spcagigas,

While this is sooth news indeed, I can't help but feel that as long as Jon Snow's plan to freeze the tunnel under the Ice Wall keeps getting overruled by the Japanese Diet, the radiation will leak through and Winter will come.

AD Mark Coyle: Antoine has had a very difficult life and has had to overcome numerous hardships to get to where he is today. We are happy that he has found a home here at Boise State.

They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!

yaaawn, too long.

One thing that I always find adds interest to my pictures for very little cash is a penis. Add a penis to just about any photo for increased excitement and drama in the scene. Tits used to work fairly well too, but Game of Thrones has made gratuitous tit showing much more common and therefor less interesting and…

This is nothing but a sales pitch from Big Vagina.

great now I'm gonna have to upgrade my fleshlight.