I actually like it. No one takes the all star game seriously anyways and the 4th quarter turns into a makeshift dunk contest. Will it be worth the watch? we’ll see..

Then skynet but with cars. So this is how humanity ends...

They should bring back multiplayer! I loved it too. I loved the free-for-all, find the correct person in the crowd. I don't think I ever won but I loved playing it. It was a really different and enjoyable multiplayer.

You heard it here first. Clean air will solve racism, crime and poverty.

This is the correct take.

take your star.

Let's send snakes to Jim Spanfeller. Not danger noodles, but nope ropes.

Assassin’s creed had this exact problem a while back and you’d think Ubi would learn from their mistakes, but I guess everything is forgotten when a IP becomes profitable again.

I need a team of researchers and we’re going to make a tv special of how humans discovered castoreum. It will probably involves licking beaver butts and thinking “hmmm. this could enhance vanilla..”

I got that reference.

Oscar de la Hoya into pegging and sexual assault?

When you misspell a word...

That’s a lot of boobs

The gullible tax is still in effect I see.

Can we officially call them Zuck Bucks now? 

I wonder if she considers Jussie Smollett a role model?

PEAKY BLINDERS SEASON 5?!!! sweet!

I love the sheer number of stories the takeout has about hot dogs.

I want to star but it's perfect.

You had to sign up for Disney rewards or something then you'd be able to prepay 3 years which worked out to $4.99 a month