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I want my TWO DOLLARS!!

The international language!

DON'T LET THEM HEAR YOU, OR THEY'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEIR BAGUETTES!

Charles Martel?

Mine is bird law, hands down.

I'm with the 5%, too. Smart, educated people are less likely to be religious. Plus, believing in god is irrational, and I would prefer a president who is a rational thinker. I know that some very smart, otherwise-rational people are religious, and I wouldn't discount a religious candidate on that basis alone, but all…

She lived close,

Why are we still asking white people about racism? They need to take several seats and listen for once.

This is why on the first date I always choke slam the guy to the ground and then pee on him to establish my claim. While he's recovering from the shock and cleaning my urine off of his face, I kill a rabbit with my teeth and then present it to him so that he knows I'm a good provider. The only reason I'm still single…

When are people going to do a study on shroom goggles? One time I took mushrooms and had the extremely profound revelation that everyone with a round face looked like an adorable cuddly hamster and everyone with a long face looked like a terrifying nightmare straight out of Picasso's Guernica. Also, every time I take…

Lifelong fattie, here. I learned from a very early age — from my grandmother's knee, actually — that fat girls don't deserve happy, challenging or complicated relationships. From her, I learned that we don't even deserve respect or dignity. The only time I mattered to her is when I was thin-ish. When I was fat, I was…

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

and those are the SAME guys who say "why can't women ask MEN out?" because we haaave, brother. we're called FAT CHICKS and we go out on limbs and get rejected by the likes of you ALLATIME. you meant to say, "why can't a stripper ask me out for once? i keep asking out strippers and they keep saying no, no fair."

in a perfect world, yes, no one should be shamed for having a body type preference. but the world isn't perfect. only a tiny percentage of people who claim they prefer non-fat bodies (what does that even mean), are not making that decision in a vacuum. as this illustrates, it's much more often NOT about physical…

Is this all one shot?!? This is like that shot at the end of the fourth episode of True Detective. I'm in awe of her.

When it's clear that he's only resisting to date you because you're fat, as it is very clear with Louie, then yes you absolutely should call him out on it.