I don't care, Mom, this makes me look like a dork.

Inexcusable Thighs is another great name for a riot grrrl band.

I think what makes people extra uncomfortable is that there isn't this sort of "buy a partner" service for women the way there is for men. If a woman has too-high of standards and is narcissistic, she's probably just fresh out of luck. If a guy has unreasonable expectations, well, he can just blame all of America and…

Guess what's "Ew" and actually from the nineties?

That's true. There is something to be said for owning your emotions and asshole personality. I'll give him kudos for that. Still, I would never be able to stand someone who can't laugh at themselves. But I still got love for you Kanye. Yeezus, Imma let you finish, but MBDTF was one of the best Kanye albums of all time.

People are animals....

Need more coffee, because that's what I read, too. CRINGE.

Oh my god, I read this headline as "President Bush wants to get pics of your vulva" and now I need to scrub my brain with bleach.

Salad or not, that burger still gives me the willies. Blahhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks, but I don't care for any more bigotoni.

Funny, this straight lady has no problem getting her pasta elsewhere, too.

Lets remember just because someone somewhere is doing something, does not mean they are criticizing you, or implying you are lacking.

“People said; ‘Wow, you look great. You look happy.’ ”

Some people think that since looking at you cry is making them feel bad, your intention is to hurt them, not express your sadness/fear/emotional state of upset. I think it's weird, personally. I don't start crying because I want to hurt someone, I'm crying because I'm hurt.

There is a difference between trashing and responding honestly to a pointed question.

Yeah, I'll be in my favorite chair, not giving a fuck. If you like it, read it, folks.

I was speaking to a coworker with celiac disease the other day, and she confirmed what I had already suspected: gluten-free bread often has more sugar in it, to make it taste better, and rice/corn-based grain alternatives have a really high glycemic index.

"I don't know what he's capable of."

we can pickle that!