I hate this. I hate this so much. It isn't fair that "pretty" is something I should be able to do and I'm penalized if I can't or won't.

... so where's the nekkid version? The original has a nekkid version ... quid pro peen!

You are not overreacting! Your landlord should take care of this and if he/she isn't, then you should definitely move.

These have no right to be as funny as they are.

God, Janelle Monae is divine.

I will sit right by you at the haters corner, friend.

I hate grills.

I would never dream of photoshopping Phineas.

OMG I kept reading Pat Robertson as Robert Pattinson and was VERY confused.

My favorite Pat Robertson quote:

Impurity rings are all the rage.

Convenient excuse for when he gets an STD from a mistress/prostitute, don't you think?

you must have Steve Martin on the list for this picture alone.

Can Aiden be more sexy, less mopey this season, please?

A bit controlling, ain't she!

Yeah, I"m not seeing the sweetness or sincerity in this "ad". I'm seeing a control freak who wants to make sure she approves of her fuck buddy's next lover. Ew.

Anyone automatically think of the Golden Girls episode when Sophia almost did this???

Is her family very supportive of her affair? I'm sure they would be thrilled to know that her dying wish is that her fuck buddy doesn't go unfucked. I do not like this woman and I do not think this is sweet.