The more I hear about poly lifestyles, the lazier I feel. My hat is off to you with the energy to manage it properly!

WOW- being poly sounds completely awful. I have to schedule TV time? To each their own, but any relationship that requires this much data entry is not for me.

Yeesh.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to think that God hates everybody.

Thank you so much for bringing this into my life!

Just, stop. Stop telling me to get married and grow up. Stop telling me to live freely and singly in my early twenties. Just let me live own damn life. I am a grown-ass woman and will make my own decisions.

This is both so funny and super-relatable.

I am 27 years old. I manage to bleed through a tampon and ruin a pair of panties at least once a month. And it's not because I bleed heavily randomly. I just forget to change my tampon every 3-4 hours during my heavy day. But I do so EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

...it sounds like his claim goes a few steps beyond sour grapes at holding more degrees than dentist moonlighting as a tenured English professor.

What I don't really understand about this conversation is the obsession over the symptom, not the disease. Why don't we talk more about job-hunting scenarios for Millennials, who are given really contradictory advice about something as simple as how to construct a resume? Why don't we talk about painkiller…

I always feel like these trend pieces completely ignore issues of privilege. This whole issue assumes that the parents:

Wait until he goes out. Change the locks. Put his shit on the curb. Have the cops on speed dial. Be there on site for your parents, to buck them up and take some of the pressure off them.

Personally, I'd like us to get past this whole 'rape exception' thing, and get to the point where we understand that any woman seeking an abortion should be entitled to one, regardless of how she got pregnant, because forcing a woman to carry to term a pregnancy she doesn't want is one of the most heinous things lots…

How about we get rid of all reality TV - well maybe not the cooking shows - and replace it with Double Dare, Legends of the Hidden Temple, and Guts? Obviously hosted by Marc Summers, Kirk Fogg, and Mike O'Malley, respectively, in all their greying hair glory?

I have a friend who once said "I'm so glad famous women are looking strong and muscular instead of skinny in magazines!" and compared Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Anniston, saying that one was a healthy "good" example and the other not. I pointed out that it's the same damned problem: the adoration of the…

Oh HELL NO! Divine forever!

Who likes the new one better?! Really??

Am I the only one who really, truly likes this version much better than the new one?

Okay. Repeat after me.

Human version of Rainbow Dash.