What if it's a picture of my penis with a landscape as a backdrop? My penis in a field, my penis on a mountain, my penis at sunset, and so on. Surely those photos would be appreciated.

if there were chances of random penises i would probably sign up

The name PHOTOYOLO alone makes my genX ass want to cry. But this has already been done, and done better. Fargate, a free app, allows a person to take a photo with their iphone or ipad or what have you - and once you shoot the photo the application shows you a map of your location and to where it (randomly) shoots out…

I would like to see a penis in a top hat and tails.

Your LiTTLe PRINCESS!

Yeah, every time porn comes up on Jez, you get a pretty predictable cocktail of "Omg but I like porn!" or "But my partner watches porn and I'm totes cool with it!"

I won't watch Deep Throat and I won't watch this.

I have to wonder why this is even an article-worthy story. Some Christian men want to stop watching pornography, I don't really see why we need to belittle them for it. They're not even trying to ban porn.

Porn addiction is a very real thing. So saying that pornography doesn't affect society or hurt society is a misconception. There are two documentaries I saw that give very interesting insight to the porn industry and to the people who work, have worked or watch porn. The Price of Pleasure and Life After Porn. They are…

This man has an opinion and is acting on it in a way different than maybe I would but still I really don't think he's coming from a bad place or deserves this much scorn for his views. He's leading a congregation of people who share his views and if they want to never watch porn again forever then I actually tip my…

...but you may need a scraper.

Turned on the TV this morning to check the weather for today. What's on? An old episode of "Golden Girls" on one of the retro stations. What episode, you may ask? The one where Sophia gets obsessed with renting porno!!

I was born with the most gorgeous auburn hair, which my damned gorgeous aunt STILL has. I, however, lost all this lovely hair a few months after birth and went through a bald period. My mum grew tried of everybody telling her she had a cute little boy baby and sometimes taped a little pink bow to my head. My hair grew…

When I saw the title I immediately thought of the designing women episode with the baby wig.

Finally. For too long I have been faced with the dilemma of baby gender identification. I can now approach strangers and correctly lie to them as I say their little boy or girl is adorable.

At first I thought you meant, like, he drank too much water. I was like, wow, you play hard to fucking get.

HEY NOW.