No kidding. No fucking kidding. So, because I work for a major agricultural and food company, I probably kick puppies on my way home and think about ways to fuck over vegans. Because that's how we roll/[sarcasm]

Mr & Dr?

Tell her a salmon salad covered in cheese sounds revolting. It's onion rings and chocolate. Or bacon-wrapped watermelon. Seriously.

I don't understand why voluntary diets have to be so black and white and so strict with labeling. Suppose I am unhappy with supporting the meat industry. Don't I still do a lot of good by reducing my meat consumption by, say, 80%? Or suppose I am a strict vegan. Is all of my good work ruined if I eat one fudge bar?

You say the site perpetuates the stereotype of the preachy vegan, but your first speculation point sounds a little preachy. Pot, kettle?

No matter how awful the Democrats usually are, they'll never match the GOP for pure awfulness.

Rose are red, violets are blue /

My university never advertised that one...huh. Now I feel like I got screwed in all the wrong ways.

What the hell kind of Valentine's Day cards has he been giving people?

"The De-Eroticized University”

"She's over 70"

Can this Barbie knock-off be made for sale plz?

That is a much nicer ass.

This should be brought up more often in the context of Dove's campaigns.

Dove is owned by Unilever.

Well, while I don't disagree with your overall point... it has only been a year. I don't know too many people that are engaged within a year's time.

But the kid DOES have nice hair. In fact, the kid has awesome hair.

They are. They really fucking are. Next time you ruffle a kids hair know you are a racist monster.

So what? He's messing with a little kids hair, a kid that was jammed into his face by one of the parents.