This sounds fun. I would like to use it for real sexy times, and also for joking sexy times.

60 for a woman is like 40 for a man. When it comes to aging - like, legitimate aging - the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Too old for what, exactly. Child bearing?!?

I can't be the only one seeing this.

The internet doesn't have enough Mango gifs.

Didn't even want to think about it. #thanksDodai

I always took Bert and Ernie as just muppet equivalents of Oscar and Felix, not an actual couple. That said, I also suspected that Bert's love of pigeons went a bit further than he'd like to admit.

Don't like it.Why not just use two human men?

I think we already are, just in a different way. Women along the weight spectrum are the same in that regard.

I believe the question the world at large meant to ask was "does the world need beauty pageants."

depends on what state you're in.

• "You're Never Gonna Believe This" Said Jane

Can I recommend a matinee showing of Monsters University to help stave off that urge? I'm normally just a touch baby crazy, then I went to go see that movie this weekend and all these kids screaming, parents carrying their kids out multiple times during the show and I felt nothing more than "I'm so glad none of these…

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

I think she probably does have just 8 pairs of shoes, as most of what she wears to premieres, interviews and other events are likely on loan. That said, you do you, Emma. Let Paris do Paris.

I want a Million Woman March, and I want it now. Who's with me?

As a Texan, let me say that I think we deserve some scorn. We, as a group, voted these chucklefucks in. And despite this catastrophe, I'm not hopeful that we can vote a great many of them out. So we're partially responsible for this. That's how representative democracy works.

You know what hurts the newspaper the most? If no one buys it.

sort of like a peacock feather that will hopefully never end up on a decorative headband sold at Urban Outfitters.

I agree that we need more class-based affirmative action - but in addition to, not instead of, race-based affirmative action. Until people of color are no longer impacted by institutional disadvantages, this is a necessary system.