To be fair, they were just Hangin' Tough.

The town of the New Kids?

Worst West Side Story remake ever.

I don't think we're whatever-this-is enough to understand. Classy? Rich? Entitled? Upper-class? I don't even know. I just know the edges of my nails still have purple nail polish left over from the wedding I was in this weekend and I'm hoping none of my co-workers notice, but I'm not bothered enough to actually do…

No. They're not ok. They're a terrible band.

As a southerner—first, thank you for at least taking the time to say, "We're not all like that, y'all."

But hey, can we leave off with the idea that the Kentucky "good ol' boy" is any different from the "hey dere on dat den" mid-Wisconsonite?

They're the exact same type of person, separated by geography, accent, and…

What's the point of vilifying the south and creating a litany of stereotypes when the entire country practices institutionalized racism? Southerners tend to be impoverished and less access to quality education. Wealthy corporations not located in the South often come in, buy up the land, create a lot of pollution,…

Astounding how some people can't seem to grasp that an era when actual human beings were brutally enslaved and practically used as livestock is not some cute little nostalgic time period in which one can do a little cosplay.

My husband does this too! Every 15 minutes he'll pause the movie or show we're watching: "Who is that? Why did they do that thing?" WE ARE WATCHING THE SAME MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. I HAVE NO SECRET KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IS GOING ON.

It's like On the Job Entertainment. A "Sex Minstrel"

"Sometimes she mocks my velociraptor impression and it makes me really sad because I'm a good velociraptor."

My husband clears his sinuses and throat out in the shower. I've always found it kind of gross, but I've also told him that if that's the worst thing I can think of that he annoys me with, that I've got it pretty fucking good.

If MRAs died after having sex, they'd probably get laid for once.

"We wear leotards at this office boy!"

Where can I find another one like you who's still single?

It's interesting that white republicans always bring female healthcare issues back to THEIR PENIS.

Knock knock.