If this entire post isn't proof that excessive plastic surgery is not a good look, then I don't know what is.

Wow, Aisha looks incredible.

The problem is that VS has a very narrow idea of what sexy looks like.

Uhm, I get rid of everything. Why do you feel the need to disagree with your niece's personal decisions? If she's being pressured into it, that's one thing. If she is doing it for herself using her own agency, then frankly that's her business.

I apologize in advance for the following overshare: The first time I shaved off my pubes was because I had crabs & seemed like a faster route to getting rid of the damn things than combing them out. I loved the feel of it & have never looked back.

I was going to mention that, at least circa the infamous "Mr Hands" video, bestiality wasn't illegal in most of the US either. It wasn't explicitly legal, but at best it fell under animal abuse, and I read about some cases where all the person could be charged with was trespassing, as in the case of a woman in…

"JoJo's drop-crotch pants are okay. Melody Thornton had a cute idea but those leather shorts are severely unflattering to the mid-section"

All I can think of...

Huh. I always thought applicators were better because your fingers are filthy.

Holy Shit! One other person in the world outside my weird little high school social group gets Meet the Feebles allusions!

Drug possession.

How are you sure of that? What info do you have that there are any sort of controls over how that data gets used?

If catching the rich kid pot smokers isn't important, why is catching the poor ones?

The fuck? They made her look like Rosie O'Donnell. Not that it's a bad look, for Rosie O'Donnell, but it's not a good look for Melissa McCarthy. WHAT.

That movie failed because it was terrible, not because there wasn't an audience for it. That's the point Joss makes in his comment. It's easy to blame previous failures, but if you make a quality product, the audience will show up.

This is a terrible idea. How about a "Learn to Keep Your Hands to Yourself Day" followed by "Look Don't Touch Day" capped off with a "Golden Rules Exhibit and Luncheon". Huh? How about that.

Chinese girl here. My coworkers come up to me all the time and pat my hair like I'm some kind of cat. "It's so straight and shiny!" Er, okay. what exactly is the appropriate response? Should I start petting their arms and say, "You're so pale and freckle-y!"

I would rather hear, say, Dodai's opinion on this, than Doug's.