This is like trying to improve the Mona Lisa by making her "contemporarily beautiful" and then realizing fifty years later that the original facade had become more beautiful with age, while the improvement that was beautiful fifty years ago is just fat and ugly today.

Thanks. I'm considering giving up my day job to become a full time MS Painter.

+1 for recognizing Bessie Smith

I'd love to see 'em come to Watkins, but the France family would never allow it - it would expose NASCAR as the inferior series it is.

pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

No longer with us (unfortunately), but...

That was all figurative. Just like those papers where it says 'The masculine form is used only to simplify the text and it designates both women and men.'

The seats look like the abs of a porn star. Not what I want to think about placing my ass upon...

I replaced my engine with a practically brand new Metro engine only 30,000 miles on the clock, combine that with the economy carburetor, it can easily get 100 mpg around tight mountain roads.