“Let’s play hide-and-go-seek. You hide first.”

I don’t have any Funko pops, but rather a lot of those stress-balls that companies give out at job fairs. I work 20 or so of them per year for my company, and collect them at this point. I have a couple shaped like diamonds, a stage coach, school bus, light bulb, port-o-potty, etc. I made one of the upper cabinets at…

Not one I’ve told but one I heard on the radio.

As someone in charge of IT for an organization - Windows + L to lock your computer before you get up to go to the bathroom or whatever.

On a 6-Plus: Load times for apps, maps, non-Apple Music apps (Google Music, for example) are all garbage on 11. Weird things like volume randomly shooting up on music. Stuttering apps, longer than normal delays on sharing photos, etc..

Such a mess that it feels like a planned obsolescence update. Which is probably…

I thought the correct terminology was “purrito.”

When I got too frustrated at work I used to walk home instead of taking the bus. Took a bit over two hours, but I was a lot more relaxed when I got home.

I always thought see you next time was code for c***

I witnessed a family member spill hot coffee in her lap after picking up a Burger King cup that’s lid wasn’t on securely. No amount of warning on a cup wouldn’t have saved her any pain.

Taking responsibility for your own actions? Nah fuck that, sue ‘em!

The patient turning blue is a good indicator

what would make this even better would be if those usb a ports provided data to the usb c device

what would make this even better would be if those usb a ports provided data to the usb c device

A little, you have to configure it. Or you can just buy an intel 8260ngw nic off amazon for 26 bucks, swap nics, and have everything work out of the box.

A little, you have to configure it. Or you can just buy an intel 8260ngw nic off amazon for 26 bucks, swap nics, and…

Naw, I bought the windows version because it’s cheaper. Very easy to install. The windows versions have Broadcom wireless cards install tho.

Naw, I bought the windows version because it’s cheaper. Very easy to install. The windows versions have Broadcom…

Rocket surgery?

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

troll edition “edit, select all, font comic sans”

Thanks for this. I was about to take it to an apple macbook service but now i don’t have to :D

Actually you are correct. If you have a 25 ft radius, that would make the circle 50 ft in diameter.