This Pats fan admits that is a solid burn.

I guess the bright side is that Brady’s historical destiny is to be the American Max Schmeling.

I’m aware it never reached production...or will....ever, but I feel that the world couldn’t be any worse for wear if it contained a lifted, RWD, 3-door hatchback with a manual transmission...available in brown, ideally.

The football hall of fame is dumb. He should be in just for this.

Vaguely on-topic anecdote about TO: about 4 or 5 years ago I was on a cross-country flight for work and was sitting on the aisle, across and one row behind TO in a small business class section, were very few people could see anything he did on the flight. About an hour into the flight he’s asleep and this kid, about…

We’re done here.

I clean my ears with a bobby pin. Not even close to ashamed to admit it. It works on the same principle (scoops the wax out instead of swabbing) and it’s reusable if you clean & sanitize it before and after use.

Ha, reminds me of the time I was trying to break up a stupid bar fight. Got the guys separated but one dude was still acting crazy, so crazy in fact he punched the goddamned wall. I proceeded to step right up to his face like a total badass, and just calmly said, “Boards don’t hit back.”

Maybe even more badass than Belgian mall guy.

Perhaps Obama should have taken fewer golfing trips and spent more time promoting his agenda. Then all this wouldn’t be “last minute”. Of course the administration was rock solid secure in their belief that the heir apparent would be crowned without a hitch.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

TedX destroyed everything that TED was about.

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

Dog’s even got the white “gloves”.

Isn’t Hogan, like Edelman, a former QB? It’s clear to me that Belichick is converting these athletic QBs into WR so that in this offense they can read defenses along with Brady to find these holes. Is any other team doing anything like this? Obviously natural WR are capable of doing this (Moss was mentioned elsewhere…

Eh, just get him to sprinkle some Old Bay into a Natty Bo and chug it down, and Marylanders won’t be able to buy his jersey fast enough.

The Culture series by Iain M Banks. Even at its most melancholy, who doesn’t love a posthuman anarchic utopia run by sassy godlike AIs?

When she finally unleashed them it was glorious.

He buys American cars and clothes, puts cheese on everything, won’t eat European food other than spaghetti, lives on a ranch, flies a helicopter to work and goes to the dentist for cosmetic work. You really can’t get more American. I can also guarantee he knows more about American history than most Americans...…