I overheard my boyfriend and his friend talking in the kitchen one night and my bf's friend basically asked him if he missed banging other women (we've been together a long time) and my bf said, "nothing compares to a blowjob from someone who REALLY LOVES YOU MY FRIEND." He was pretty drunk but I thought the sentiment…

I draw the line at dry-humping.

Dinosaurs are too a gateway drug to science. I snorted a crushed Ornithomimid phalanx in Grade Nine, and now I can't leave the house without peer review.

The control heads of ore extractors were deceptive in their isolation. Like an iceberg, what you saw at the surface was tiny in comparison to the vast bulk of the machine underground.

Becca gripped Mike’s gloved hand tightly as they approached the structure. It was one of the original twelve stations dropped at scattered locations across the planet. Becca’s grandparents had been among the initial wave of colonists and had lived in this station in the early years.

Superman isn't boring. The problem is they almost always focus on the super boring stuff about him - so perfect, so strong, can't really be defeated except with a rock, etc. What I find interesting about Superman is that you have a being that is pretty much a god walking around among normal people. He sees how…

We only got six issues of Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips' Fatale this year, but they still help make my 2013.

Which one are you in the video? —trollface—

It's also what .06 looks like.