I overheard my boyfriend and his friend talking in the kitchen one night and my bf's friend basically asked him if he missed banging other women (we've been together a long time) and my bf said, "nothing compares to a blowjob from someone who REALLY LOVES YOU MY FRIEND." He was pretty drunk but I thought the sentiment…

I draw the line at dry-humping.

Superman isn't boring. The problem is they almost always focus on the super boring stuff about him - so perfect, so strong, can't really be defeated except with a rock, etc. What I find interesting about Superman is that you have a being that is pretty much a god walking around among normal people. He sees how…

Which one are you in the video? —trollface—

It's also what .06 looks like.