Playing quarterback in the NFL at an elite level (possibly GoaT) automatically disqualifies you from being labeled stupid. Stupid people aren’t successful as quarterbacks or offensive linemen. It’s just the truth. Yeah, he said a dumb thing, but it doesn’t surprise me at all that the rich, highly successful guy with…

If you think Wired is great now, you should have seen it before they started shamelessly regurgitating product press releases and calling it content. Wired used to be important. Now it’s just a glossy collection of paid product placements and brand awareness campaigns masquerading as a magazine for the benefit of…

I’m sorry, but this is the only thing I see when I look at that picture. Another one bites the dust.

Occam’s Razor, people. Get a grip.

Me too, although the public aspect of this was definitely a dick move. Enrolling kids in sports leagues that don’t keep score and handing out participation rewards is bad for the kids and bad for our culture. Losing sucks but it’s a powerful motivator. On the flip side, the sooner people realize the areas in which…

As a 40 year old single man that tries very hard to understand and remain sensitive to feminist issues, who also happens to be a great admirer of the female form, I think it’s important to note that a perceived lack of interest might just be respectful distance, especially when you’re in public with your kids. You’re…

Has there ever been a video that spawned as many classic gifs? I don’t think so. Vanilla Ice is goddamned national treasure. Watching Ninja Rap is watching a master at work at the height of his powers.

When you’re right, you’re right.

Deadspin would be an awesome outlet for Simmons. I’d love to listen/read/watch a Simmons who wasn’t beholden to a parent company owned by the NFL.

I totally agree. That article and the response it generated along with Simmon’s apology was a very eye-opening experience for me because I realized I had the same blinders on when reading the story that the editorial staff at Grantland had when they decided to publish it.

Agreed. Lyla was a terrible human being, but I cut terrible beautiful people a lot of slack. Minka Kelly is so stunningly beautiful she was mesmerizing to watch. I was so relieved when I found out the actress playing Lyla was 24 yrs old...guilt-free lust!

I can't bring myself to root for the guy who banged his quadriplegic best-friend's girlfriend. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way and am convinced that his troubled career since Friday Night Lights is somehow proof of this.

If your introduction to Colin Farrell was one of this "It Boy" movies I can totally see where you're coming from, but the first time I saw him was in a small film called Tigerland directed by Joel Schumacher and he was excellent. Highly recommended to anyone who hasn't seen it.

You know what else creates narcissists? Not keeping score. Getting beaten badly by people who are better than you is a powerful motivator and one of life's great reality-checks.

Shit. I'm supposed to tip the dog grooming lady? They need to teach this shit in school. I had no idea, and to be honest it never even crossed my mind.

It all depends on the games you play. You don't need to count cards either. Here in California most of the good Indian casinos have a couple of $25 and $50 double deck pitch blackjack tables (S17 DAS LS for those who care about such things). With perfect basic strategy (easy to learn) the house advantage is less than…

When and why did the bubble-butt become the Platonic ideal of asses?

Wait a second. Are we sure James Earl Jones is still alive? How can that be possible? He was old when I was young, now I'm old and he's still Darth Fucking Vader? What the fuck Disney.

To be young again....

It's not a complete account if it doesn't examine the impact of Riggs sleeping with his best friends girlfriend while said best friend is struggling to adjust to life as a paraplegic and the fact that his life has been forever changed.