Playing quarterback in the NFL at an elite level (possibly GoaT) automatically disqualifies you from being labeled stupid. Stupid people aren’t successful as quarterbacks or offensive linemen. It’s just the truth. Yeah, he said a dumb thing, but it doesn’t surprise me at all that the rich, highly successful guy with…

If you think Wired is great now, you should have seen it before they started shamelessly regurgitating product press releases and calling it content. Wired used to be important. Now it’s just a glossy collection of paid product placements and brand awareness campaigns masquerading as a magazine for the benefit of…

I’m sorry, but this is the only thing I see when I look at that picture. Another one bites the dust.

Me too, although the public aspect of this was definitely a dick move. Enrolling kids in sports leagues that don’t keep score and handing out participation rewards is bad for the kids and bad for our culture. Losing sucks but it’s a powerful motivator. On the flip side, the sooner people realize the areas in which…

As a 40 year old single man that tries very hard to understand and remain sensitive to feminist issues, who also happens to be a great admirer of the female form, I think it’s important to note that a perceived lack of interest might just be respectful distance, especially when you’re in public with your kids. You’re…

When you’re right, you’re right.

Deadspin would be an awesome outlet for Simmons. I’d love to listen/read/watch a Simmons who wasn’t beholden to a parent company owned by the NFL.

I totally agree. That article and the response it generated along with Simmon’s apology was a very eye-opening experience for me because I realized I had the same blinders on when reading the story that the editorial staff at Grantland had when they decided to publish it.

Shit. I'm supposed to tip the dog grooming lady? They need to teach this shit in school. I had no idea, and to be honest it never even crossed my mind.

When and why did the bubble-butt become the Platonic ideal of asses?

To be young again....

Anyone who puts that many words into a horoscope is bound to get a few things right. She's a genius.

People like Paltrow should be mocked mercilessly when they open their mouth and let the stupid out because they have entirely too much influence on society. Their celebrity gives them a soapbox and an audience willing to listen, and sometimes that ignorance kills people. The anti-vaccination crowd, I'm talking to…

I take it you haven't played the Brave New World expansion? The vanilla Civ 5 was widely panned, but BNW finally gave us the Civ we had been waiting for. The culture system and trade route system are brilliant additions to the game. Trade routes especially — adding the routes to the map forces you to make all sorts…

Should I be jealous that your closet has a window? I feel like I should.

I can't be the only person who hates the 59Fifty flat-billed mid or high-crown hats (cop magnet!) so I just wanted to mention that New Era finally released a low-crown, infinitely more tamable hat, for those of us who prefer a proper baseball cap.

One man's pejorative is another man's sexual prime. They look pretty fun to me.

I doubt anyone will read this since I'm so late to the party here goes nothing...

I salute your boyfriend for crafting the perfect response to an inane line of questioning from a friend. Witty drunken wisdom that instantly ends the conversation with a win is a rare gift. Truly.

Testosterone envy is unbecoming.