Anyone who puts that many words into a horoscope is bound to get a few things right. She's a genius.

People like Paltrow should be mocked mercilessly when they open their mouth and let the stupid out because they have entirely too much influence on society. Their celebrity gives them a soapbox and an audience willing to listen, and sometimes that ignorance kills people. The anti-vaccination crowd, I'm talking to…

I take it you haven't played the Brave New World expansion? The vanilla Civ 5 was widely panned, but BNW finally gave us the Civ we had been waiting for. The culture system and trade route system are brilliant additions to the game. Trade routes especially — adding the routes to the map forces you to make all sorts…

Should I be jealous that your closet has a window? I feel like I should.

I can't be the only person who hates the 59Fifty flat-billed mid or high-crown hats (cop magnet!) so I just wanted to mention that New Era finally released a low-crown, infinitely more tamable hat, for those of us who prefer a proper baseball cap.

One man's pejorative is another man's sexual prime. They look pretty fun to me.

I doubt anyone will read this since I'm so late to the party here goes nothing...

I salute your boyfriend for crafting the perfect response to an inane line of questioning from a friend. Witty drunken wisdom that instantly ends the conversation with a win is a rare gift. Truly.

Testosterone envy is unbecoming.

I like to pretend my legendary-filled Control Warrior deck is the result of countless 12-0 arena runs, never missing a daily quest, and logging 30 wins a day instead of the $200 I've dropped on packs. The difference between me and the people you know is that I'm not ashamed to admit I've spent money on packs.

The best gaming desk isn't actually a desk at all, it's a utility table. Simple, deep, sturdy and with plenty of leg room. My preferred table is the HON from Costco:

The Tinkmaster nerf will cause Druid dominance to recede a bit and since removal will be more difficult. If anything, the Tinkmaster nerf should probably help control decks quite a bit. Personally, I love to play a Control Warrior deck based on the Salvation build but with Wild Pyro and I can't wait to see how these…

I'm in love. I had no idea who she was before you posted this but the video was awesome.

I'm not an MMA fan, but this was a great read nonetheless. Well done, Mr. Marchman!

I love how they value seized drugs as if they're going to be sold on the street one dime at a time.

I love how they value seized drugs as if they're going to be sold on the street one dime at a time.

Really? Most of the terrorists caught in the last few years seemed completely incompetent. Where are all of these highly trained terrorists hiding? The Bumbling B-Team seems to be all that's left these days. Or the terrorists that wouldn't be terrorists if not for their FBI handlers.