Apparently my ilk and I are far too southern for Kinfolk. Like literally, too far south for that shit.

My confusing Gronk-themed sexual awakening continues unabated.

There needs to be a museum specifically for Tara Jacoby illustrations.

Ooh do one for ladies do one for ladies

That second pic may be the most serious case of gorgeous man/hideous shoe I've ever witnessed. Ooh we should find more! Ooh I'm going to make a Tumblr about it.

I can't come to terms with that information.

"Silky ribbons of juicy pleasure wobble through my nethers...I can feel my pussy wetting in my panties."

"All of us are sad and I'm Chris Berman."

"OSU trounced Alabama in a 42-35 upset, carrying the Buckeyes to the championships or whatever."

So like...re: steaks, are we sure that isn't 12 steaks a MONTH? As in, 36 steaks in toto? I don't want to call Williams Sonoma and find out but I feel like that detail is the difference between a decent deal and them shoving a pineapple up your butt (plus tax).

Well that sucks giant donkey dick.

#JustNorthernPeopleThings

I....yes.

Take a nice, good, long look into each other's buttholes. Whatever you do with that information/butthole from then on is up to you, but it will be an unexpected source of context from then on, i.e. "I can't believe we're arguing about the disposal/my needlessly amorous coworker/the dog's snoring, for Christ's sake I…

I instantly cried. I will readily admit I'll be the first to go when mind control is a thing.

Blah blah, Ravens, blah. I'm tired.

I know her social media team and they get as much joy out of this as everyone else.

It's this, definitely.

Is he waxed?! I think he's waxed. This is a bad picture I don't like it. He's definitely waxed. Please no more.

I am not even remotely mad about this.